Frozen?? frozen yogurt???
What is it with these magazines and their weird stories??? where do they come up with that crap?? OK let’s take it slow, and let me try to explain what’s going on… The Sun posted an article claiming that Britney Spears wants to be frozen after her death so that future generations can enjoy her talent or something like that.. I’m not going even to read the article..
Is there some kind of truth in there story?? YES!!! is Britney involved?? NO…
What’s true about this story?? Ever asked yourself if there are companies that actually provide this kinda service?? If you didn’t, i’m not going to let you search for it, i’m going to answer you, yes there are companies that provide this kinda service… If you are a member, and of course you have a lot of money, they claim that they can take your body after you die, and preserve it in very low temperatures and let future doctors take care of you when they have the technology for it.. Does it sound crazy?? oh it sure does.. and i can’t believe that some people would actually buy this kinda thing, but hey, some people like baseball, some people like chocolates, and some people like to be frozen for a hundred years after they die to come back again in the future where there are flying cars and talking dogs or whatever the future is gonna bring us.. The Sun claims that Britney made a deal with a “non-profit organization”, they take more than 150,000 dollars to freeze your corps and they call themselves non-profit lool.. anyways yeah the name of the organization that Britney made a deal with is called “The Alcor Life Extension Foundation”, let me quote some of the things they mentioned on their website just for the fun of it 
So who are they??? here’s how they see themselves..
The Alcor Life Extension Foundation is the world leader in cryonics, cryonics research, and cryonics technology. Cryonics is the science of using ultra-cold temperature to preserve human life with the intent of restoring good health when technology becomes available to do so. Alcor is a non-profit organization located in Scottsdale, Arizona, founded in 1972.
Conviced?? not yet?? ohh you dunno what cryonics is??? why didnt you say so… again i’ll use their own words
Cryonics is a speculative life support technology that seeks to preserve human life in a state that will be viable and treatable by future medicine. It is expected that future medicine will include mature nanotechnology, and the ability to heal at the cellular and molecular levels.
It’s clear now noo?? Oh c’mon i’m not going to copy and paste the whole website for you, search for it yourself.. they have videos and stuff.. if you have nothing else to do go watch them, it’s funny how they make people pay tons of cash for absolutely nothing.. they freeze me after i die… how the hell am i supposed to know if it worked or not.. I’m dead aren’t I?? and what, my family want a proof that my ass is frozen below a thousand degrees?? with a 150,000 dollars they can spare 50,000 to get me a freezer with gizmos and stuff.. it’s not that hard when you put the extra 100,000 in your pocket, heck i’ll freeze you on the moon if you pay me lots of money why do i care??
Ok i think i talked a lot about this.. i was talking about Britney, well she’s not doing it, she’s not gonna do it, and i’m pretty sure she has no idea what that is anyways… and in case i offended some of you out there who believe in this kinda thing, i have a gift for you as an apology, search for clonaid, that will keep you up for a couple of nights staring at your monitor..
The Sun did it again, Michael Jackson is dead, so who else will they play with.. !! that’s what some people do when you give them “Freedom”.
Until another futuristic news about the Princess of Pop.. Take care…
