Britney's Life

Here’s the thing, I want to tell the guys that are reading this article, that’s the kinda girl that you should be looking for, and for the girls reading this article, learn something from this lady, try to change, we need our freedom. Here’s what happened, Kevin Federline and some of his friends went to Vegas, they checked into the Hard Rock Hotel, went for a bite , and then straight to the famous strip club Spearmint Rhino. They had some lap dances there and enjoyed their time with all the beautiful girls. And the beautiful thing here is that Britney knew all about it, she knew about the strip clubs and everything and she was totally cool about it, you know why?? Because she’s a smart girl, she’s not insecure, and she knows it’s a guy thing and it’s just for fun, I totally agree and respect that, if I put myself in her shoes, I wouldn’t mind my g.f going to a girl’s strip club either. : ) cool Britney joined Kevin the next night and they went together to see the Cirque Du Soleil show, sorry Kevin not everything is for free you know she’s cool about it but you have to do what she wants too.

Britney Spears and the Queen of Pop Madonna are talking about the new animated movie that is based on Madonna’s Children’s book “The English Roses”. Madonna offered Britney to voice the story’s heroine “BINAH”. A lot of well known artists are going to participate in this project such as the famous rapper Snoop Dogg and David Bowie. The animated movie will be produced by Madonna’s husband Guy Ritchie.

The English Roses book cover

Louisiana State University, Britney Spears went for the graduation of her cousin Laura Lynn companied with Kevin Federline, her mother Lynne, and her sister Jamie Lynn, no wait for it wait for it that’s not the news here people , so what if she studied hard and she’s graduating, we don’t care about that, here’s the thing that is really important that happened that day, Britney showed up with her Chihuahua dog BitBit, let’s stop here for a second, is this some kind of a fashion thing these days?? What happened to the dead animal woman used to carrying around that is called “purse” ?? I really don’t get the point of carrying your dog wherever you go, I apologize for calling that little hairless white snake a dog, my dog would probably chew on it if he saw it anywhere, anyway , back to the story, the lady that handles the seating saw BitBit and as ugly that thing is she didn’t recognize Britney at first, and she refused to get it in, but when she looked at Britney and realized who’s carrying that ugly yet very expensive creature all doors were opened for her and her precious BitBit. I’m gonna try my luck at my brother’s graduation next week and I’m gonna take my G.f’s mother, let’s see if I can get pass security. : )

Every Magazine wants Britney on its cover, well I don’t blame them , everybody wanna read about Britney, what she’s doing, what she’s up to, what kinda tissues she use anyway, Britney Spears on the covers of two magazines in the same month (talk about good marketing) , looking really sexy Britney was on the cover of the famous magazine Cosmopolitan and she was also on the cover of Telehold. I’m sure that the bonuses for the managers were off the roof at that month.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline went to Breakfast at Mani’s Bakery in Santa Monica. But when they entered the place they were told that their regular table was taken by another couple. Britney asked the manager to move the happy couple from their regular table so that her majesty can enjoy her breakfast , but the manager refused , hmmmm I wonder if he’d refuse if I was sitting at that table, anyway , she went to see who took her favorite spot at the Bakery and I’m sure her face went Black, Blue, red , pink, and yellow when she saw no other than Ben Affleck and his beautiful lady love Jennifer Garner sitting at the table, Britney went to their table and talked to the couple saying.. “ you took our table Guys!!”. I dunno what she was expecting but I’m damn sure she wasn’t brave enough to tell them to move. Ben invited them to the table and they weren’t gonna miss it for the world “the favorite table I mean” I wonder what K-Fed was thinking when he was sitting at the table!! I think that can I have your autograph was one of his thoughts